Bowel Hymnary

by Flatulated

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Slamophiliac Of all the old school death metal revivalism going on in recent years, this is the best to come out of it. Creative, humorous and all around well made, it is a hidden gem of the underground. Favorite track: Balls To The Wall.
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released May 6, 2016

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Track Name: Human Crop Field
V1
Lost in damnation
Though the curse of the day
Plagued by disinformation
The media outlets obeyed
Believing all that we're told
Dreaming in all the lies
Can't face the reality
We are all slaves till we die
C1
Under he heels of the rich that we serve
Living the fate in life we deserve
Lost in delusion like pigs eating slop
We are the field about to be cropped
V2
Rulers of man
Hold the leash well
For this life on earth
Is nothing but hell
Outrageously over thinking everything
Is what's needed today
But humanity is too far gone
And humanity is going to pay
C1
Track Name: Ass Maggots
V1
Fly-blown and swollen - defeat of the rectal mass
Urin and feces soaked tissue - breaking the skin at last
The horrible smell beckons them - And begins the parasite choir
Depositing eggs unnoticed - The ass hole starts burning like fire
C1
Soiled encrusted rotting away - Abusive penetrating stink and decay
Extreme atrophy of anal walls - Deep in the ass the maggots crawl
Invading diptera lay their eggs - Larval crawling up and down the legs
The infestation growing ever deep - Maggots falling down to the feet
V2
Squirming and wiggling they crawl in and out - An itching so violent and thrusting about
Scratch off the rectum an anal ring scab - One whiff of the smell makes a billy goat gag
Ass maggots are gross, but fun to watch - Spread your butt cheeks and intestines drops
On the floor scoop them back up - Millions of Maggots to fill up your cup
C1
Soiled encrusted rotting away - Abusive penetrating stink and decay
Extreme atrophy of anal walls - Deep in the ass the maggots crawl
Invading diptera lay their eggs - Larval crawling up and down the legs
The infestation growing ever deep - Maggots falling down to the feet
Track Name: Vultuous
V1
Darkness Enshroud The World As It Lays Dying
Mother Earth A Mere Shell Of Former Beauty
Plundered And Ravaged By Scourge Of Mankind
Through Greed And Selfishness Everything Dies
Elite Society Knows Not Compassion
Dollars Blind Eyes Of The Powerful
Your Casket Awaits Think Of All Your Deeds
The World Is Now Hungry For Violence And Greed
Noble Puppets Self Worship Is Sickening
Man Upstairs Our Cries Go Unheard
C1
Divided We Stand Divided We Fall
On Our Hands And Knees Together We Crawl
Cracking Their Whip To The Rich We Beg
Rivers Run Red As The People Are Bled
V2
Drink The Water They Poisoned The Well
Devil Runs Free Cloven Hooves And Claws
The Pipers Calling You Bend To His Will
We have Been Beaten Our Lives Unfulfilled
We Just Pawns In A Game Of Chess
God Pull Our Strings We Pray For The Best
God Doesn't Answer Our Solemn Prayers
The Nightmare Continues And No Body Cares
Now We Must Pay The Price With Our Children's Life
A Hopeless Future Of Pain And Strife
C1
Bridge:
No Hope For Tomorrow
As The People Bathe In Sorrow
C1
Track Name: Impaction Of The Bowels
Grrrrrrrr Shit your pants
A stench that is vicious
Abdominal cramps
An inability
To pass gas

A health care provider
Sticks their finger up your ass
To slowly break up
The fecal mass

Nothing better than a hand full of feces
Breaking the Impaction into smaller pieces

Grrrrrrrrr Shit your pants
A smell that is vicious
cramps

A health care provider
Sticks their finger up your ass
To slowly break up
The fecal mass

Nothing better than a hand full of feces
Breaking the Impaction into smaller pieces

Always respond promptly to the urge to defecate
If you need to take a shit never wait
It may only take a few days
For your bowels to become impacted
Then you'll wish you would have reacted faster
To the ass blaster inside us all
Track Name: Death Queen
V1
It's not uncommon to get lost within her eyes
The sparkly glowing shadow keep you hypnotized
Sweet fragrance bone chilling creature of the night
One part perfect angel one part Satan's Bride
She casts her spell of love on those her shadow falls
Lovers are simply slaves on their belly crawls
She'll wrap you round her finger the batting of an eye
And you will be her slave until the day you die
C1
Death Queen - Oh where have you been
The girl of all my dreams - Bow before the Death Queen
Death Queen take my soul - Oh how I love you so
My love forever grows - Bow before the Death Queen
V2
She'll concur your demons and take away your fears
And when you need her most she'll hold you ever near
She'll wrap you in her darkness and bathe you in the cold
Then she'll gladly end you life before you grow too old
She is the kind of girl who knows just what you need
And on your heart and soul she'll forever feed
She doesn't mind the taste of metal in your blood
She'll bang your head real hard and fuck you in the mud
C1
Track Name: Melodious Keistering
V1
When I do drugs I stick them up my butt
When it comes to drugs my butt is a slut
I turn up the music and get the vaseline
With the tip of my finger I push them deeper in
I turn up the music and spread my butt cheeks wide
Up in my butt is a good place to hide
All of the drugs and assorted other things
Oh all the joy that keistering can bring
V2
I trip for hours keister ecstasy
There's a party in my butt the greatest place to be
Is rammed up me bung hole sorry no Tee Pee
My finger is now stinky, but that's OK with me
Why don't you try to stick stuff up your butt
It's not gay at all so you can just shut up
I don't have anal sex I only get real high
I'll shove drugs up my butt until the day I die
C1
Ohhhh it's just another day, Let's get real high the American way, Melodious Keistering
Nooooo why shoot it and waste it when you can stick it up your butt and taste it, Melodious Keistering
V3
My butt gets real sore butt the drugs make it numb
Getting high another way is just really dumb
Don't be the little baby sucking on your thumb
If you're going to get high stick it up your bum
I want to get high so I'll make it clear
If you want to get real high stick it in your rear
I only wrote this song because it's stupid as hell
If you really keister drugs you'll get butt raped in jail
Bridge
No I would never really stick anything in my ass
But yes it's certainly true that some people do
That's really gross to me is it gross to you?
It's just another camp fire sing along until you use your butt to hit the bong
Track Name: Forced Sodomy
V1
I smell Feces
Horrid stench of gases released
Deep within the bowel
Erupting vessels being plowed
Disregarding
The dangers of sodomy
Please excuse me
Because I have to go pee pee
You're in my power
So now you get the golden shower
Pre-Chorus
Constipated, from not the lack of fiber
It's mainly because my penis is lodged inside her
Dilated colon completely obstructed
Fecal barrier has now been constructed
Chorus
Feel the pain inside of you
You can't even go doo doo
Rectal exam, anal probe
Excuse me while I blow my load
I am finished, I am done
Now the shit is free to run
Feces splatter on the floor
as you're begging me for more
V2
Lubricated
By the flow of menstrual blood
Coagulating
Crusty penis getting stuck

Disregarding
The dangers of sodomy
Please excuse me
Because I have to go pee pee
You're in my power
So now you get the golden shower