They Came From The Crypt

by Flatulated

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released October 31, 2012

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Track Name: WAKE UP!
Verse:
Hypnotized without even knowing
By the box god you kneel before, forever glowing
Alpha consciousness passive acceptance suggestibility

Chorus:
You can't even wake up
You don't even understand
You can't even comprehend reality
WAKE UP

Turn the TV off
Fight for what is right
Do your fucking part to fight all this corruption
WAKE UP

Verse:
We are governed our minds are molded
Our tastes are formed by ideas suggested
By men we've never heard of (- Edward Bernays)
It's absurd...

Bridge:
Defending the walls of this prison we live in
Protest Now, Fight our corrupt system
Vote for constitutional oath keepers
Stop watching television
Track Name: When The Shit Hits The Fan
Verse:
Ignoring signs all around you
Impending dooms everywhere
Too distracted to be aware

Chorus:
But you'll care
When the shit hits the fan
Begging for a helping hand
When the shit hits the fan

Verse:
The riots spill to your door step
No food on the shelves left
Race to meet your untimely death

Bridge:
Bastards, backstabbing, money grabbing, the rich will be fine drinking their wine, on the poor they dine, corporate swine with no care for man kind. Population control selling your souls to rule the same world you rape and destroy. Acting like gods who rule the world your punishments coming in death your blood curled...
Track Name: Silent Ass Assault
Verse:
I pinched my cheeks and crept silently across the floor
I let one rip that followed me across the grocery store

The smell engulfed the patrons in a ghastly fog
I sneaked into the bathroom and got the toilet clogged

Chorus:
Silent
Ass Assault
Farting in Public And Never Got Caught
Silent
Ass Assault
Command the commode and watch it explode

Verse:
I wipe my ass with my bare hands and shake yours firm
I masturbate frequently in public to spread my germs
Track Name: Chronic Flatulation
Verse:
I can't stop farting
My hemorrhoids inflamed
This scorching pain
Tucks medicated pads

Chorus:
Fuck my ass is blowing
Loose rectum no controlling

Verse:
Chronic Flatulation
Is no laughing matter
When hemorrhoidal blood splatters
Feels like broken glass in your ass
Track Name: Dried Up White Dog Turds
Verse:
When the sun goes down I go to the park
When no one will see me and it's nice and dark
There I will find glowing in the moon
Sun bleached feces that I eat with a spoon

Chorus:
DRIED UP WHITE DOG TURDS

Verse:
I walk around with a bag on my hand
People laugh because they don't understand
That my fetish for feces shouldn't cause spite
They look so pretty when they're nice and white
Track Name: Gastrointestinal Pathology
Chorus:
Anus and perianal region with prominent prolapsed hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids consist of dilated submucosal veins
Which may thrombose and rapture with hematoma formation

Verse:
Hemorrhoids can itch and bleed
Bright red blood during defecation

Verse:
External hemorrhoids from beyond the intersphincteric groove
Produce an acute pile at the anal verge
Track Name: Subhumanoid Zombified Flesh Eaters Part 2
Verse:
Zombie Zombie, awake from death's nap
Your body rots yet your soul is still trapped
You walk the earth with an instinct to feed
Eat the living with a furious greed
Your body in ground and away you claw
Until you penetrate the coffin walls
You dug by hand until you hit fresh air
killed your first without a care

Chorus:
Flash of lighting a crack of thunder from the sky
Breaking the seal of hallowed ground the heavens cry
Once upon death's bed no sleep awaken instead
For too long the earth's been raped and bled

Verse:
Within days humanity crawls on it's knees
Rotting flesh is the stench on the breeze
Only a few left fight to survive
Counting the minutes until the last man dies
Inhale deep and take your last breath
There might not be another one left
Zombie angels called to do a job
To cleanse the earth in the name of god

Bridge:
Peeling skin tearing flesh, scream in pain with your last breath
Apocalypse in full swing, death to man is what it brings
Track Name: The Donkey Lady
Verse:
You park your car and you turn off the lights
You honk your horn and call her name 3 times
A chilling scream echos somewhere in the distance
Plodding gallop grows increasingly faster

Chorus:
Rocks thrown from no where
Hear her fearsome cry
Smell of something dead
Hooves smash your window
You shit your pants in fear
The donkey lady's here

Verse:
The legend says that she was burned alive
They thought her dead but somehow she survived
Now she haunts the bridge to get her revenge
A sadness and hate that will never end

Verse:
You might not believe but don't go alone
To donkey lady bridge in old San Antone
Never again will you find your way home
Left on elm creek to forever roam
Track Name: Cyber Mutation
Verse:
Mercury transfusion
Human blood now drained
Nano-robots reconfigure
The structure of my brain
Fiber optics replace veins
Remove nerve ending pain
Calibrating nervous system
Fluids pumped by pistons

Chorus:
Mutation operational all systems go
Booting program loading info
Reading objectives control my will
Highest priority... Kill Kill Kill!

KILL KILL KILL, KILL KILL KILL

Verse:
My orders simple mutated to kill
Kill all humans fire at will
I feel no sympathy I fell no pain
Cold calculation replaced my brain
My job is simple I do it well
I hunt mankind and kill kill kill
All memories removed sharp as a knife
With no compassion I hate all life
Track Name: DMT
Verse:
Inhale--- the spirit molecule
To find the path way to another world

Chorus:
DMT
Set your mind free

Verse:
Reach the stars to talk to God
This life an illusion nothing what it seems

Bridge
See things like never before when you unlock the door to your mind