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Melodious Keistering

from Bowel Hymnary by Flatulated

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lyrics

V1
When I do drugs I stick them up my butt
When it comes to drugs my butt is a slut
I turn up the music and get the vaseline
With the tip of my finger I push them deeper in
I turn up the music and spread my butt cheeks wide
Up in my butt is a good place to hide
All of the drugs and assorted other things
Oh all the joy that keistering can bring
V2
I trip for hours keister ecstasy
There's a party in my butt the greatest place to be
Is rammed up me bung hole sorry no Tee Pee
My finger is now stinky, but that's OK with me
Why don't you try to stick stuff up your butt
It's not gay at all so you can just shut up
I don't have anal sex I only get real high
I'll shove drugs up my butt until the day I die
C1
Ohhhh it's just another day, Let's get real high the American way, Melodious Keistering
Nooooo why shoot it and waste it when you can stick it up your butt and taste it, Melodious Keistering
V3
My butt gets real sore butt the drugs make it numb
Getting high another way is just really dumb
Don't be the little baby sucking on your thumb
If you're going to get high stick it up your bum
I want to get high so I'll make it clear
If you want to get real high stick it in your rear
I only wrote this song because it's stupid as hell
If you really keister drugs you'll get butt raped in jail
Bridge
No I would never really stick anything in my ass
But yes it's certainly true that some people do
That's really gross to me is it gross to you?
It's just another camp fire sing along until you use your butt to hit the bong

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from Bowel Hymnary, released May 6, 2016

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